I'm sorry I've been neglecting you. Really, I didn't mean for it to happen. And, yet, here we are - nearly a month since I last laid eyes on you. I'm truly sorry. No - don't look at me that way! Yes, alright, there is someone else...well, three others. I've been spending a lot of time with them and it just hasn't allowed me any time for you. But I promise I've missed you! They're not anything like you! One of them always cuts me off, she won't let me go on and on and on like you let me. She limits me! You would never do that to me. The other, well, she KNOWS people. It can be kind of lonely with you sometimes and I cave in. I like to socialize occasionally - so shoot me! And the last one.....pays me - I know, I'm a whore! I'm ashamed just saying it. I can't help it - it's nice to be know your worth sometimes! I can't lie - I'm not gonna stop seeing them. But I don't want to lose you! I won't give you up! I'm selfish, I want it all! Maybe we can find a way to all work together? Huh? How 'bout it? Whatta ya say?
P.S. Could I possibly win you over with pretty pictures of what I've been working on when I was ignoring them, too? That wasn't worded well. Nevermind. Just.....here. I'd like you to have these.